I have come to the conclusion that my cat's only goal and objective is to see how badly he can annoy me... I suppose I should describe him... He's about 6 months old, weighs about 15 lbs, has ice-blue eyes and is a long haired Siamese. However right now he's not so long haired on account of me shaving him except for his head, lower parts of his legs and his tail... ^.^ Stupid hair... how dare it grow back dark instead of pure white.... oh well he's still in the range of being pretty... I suppose..
Anyway this is his typical day:
1. Wakes up at fucking 3 am to play run, jump, and attack me whilst I try to remain sleeping.
2. When that doesn't work he starts trying to eat either my necklace or if he cannot get to them, my earrings... Let me tell ya how annoying it is to be woken up by a cold little nose in your ear while it feels as though said ear is getting ripped off your head...
3. After I bat at him to go away, he goes into 'love me' mode and starts purring and rubbing against the side of my face...
That's all before I truly wake.. The remainder of the day is spent being used as a spring board, scratching post, napping cushion, chewing toy, and what ever else he decides... Another of his favorite hobbies is to wait until you're standing and leap up from the floor to see how high he can reach on you... Usually he makes it all the way to my shoulders... What can I say I'm short... Another of his habits is to sit at your feet, stare at you till he thinks your not looking and the attack your leg... But hey he's my cat and I guess in his own demented little way he likes me... That or he knows not to really piss of the one that feeds him...